Britt: Brash, Belligerent, Bonkers

Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

teatravelandtraining:

1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

These are legit. Now a days they just give you pills. What a joke.

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Are you html code? Because I’d like to put you on top of my </body>

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To know who you are I have to know who I am.

andriannaxox:

sockiepie:

datdrunkpone:

lizlemon-party:

good god 

has science gone too far?

:o

Genius

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dialupmodem:

quick have sex with me i’ll explain later

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parisjemm:

a relationship is like a house

if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

unless that house is a lying whore

then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

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jinnkuthekryptonianjedi:

I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

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elu-cidate:

I wish that when annoying people spoke, we could imitate their voices and mannerisms so they could hear how fucking irritating they sound.

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thefuuuucomics:

A random ball pit is set up in the middle of a city
And this is what happens as people approach it.

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